Our brave undead forces opened another front in the 'War on Christmas' today with surprise attacks
across Bloomington in the dead of night.
On Saturday night, Zombie Santa was seen taking his battle against decency and normal holiday joy to the streets of Bloomington for a second night in a row.
First he made a second surprise appearance at Atomic Age Cinema, and this time he was armed!
Pictured here: Zombie Santa and future victim aka 'The Projectionist'. Not seen: piles of bodies.
There are reports that additional media of the reign of terror shall emerge from within the ghastly slaughterhouse of Atomic Age. Another murderous Santa Claus was spotted with an axe, and the undead monsters that host the weekly Grand Guignol also did their best to befoul the noble holiday season.
After leaving Atomic Age with a trail of carnage and some nifty abominations hidden in jars, Zombie Santa again frequented a late-night dining establishment, to spready joyous fear to its cowering employees.
Zombie Santa likes Chicken Fiesta Burritos, lots of Fire sauce, and tasty souls for his late night snack.
Finally, Zombie Santa returned to his unholy domicile, secure with his new looted hellspawn.
Here we also see some of the fruits of attending Atomic Age so regularly: lots and lots of free movie posters.
Merry Christmoween!
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Return of the Christmoween
Labels:
Christmoween,
War on Christmas
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