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Friday, December 28, 2007

The Emperor Declares War on Satan

So apparently the Pope has started an initiative to train more priests to perform exorcisms (which usually consist of tying down a disobedient child and beating them until the 'demon' is gone). In effect, or rather, in Newspaper speak, he has declared a War on Satan.

Just for reference, this is the man you're trusting to lead you in the War on Satan, Catholics.

Look at him. It's Darth Sideous without the fashion sense. Any minute now he's going to use force lightning on some altar boy.

Source: The Daily Mail

Posted by John J. Sears at 10:18 PM
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