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Tuesday, January 1, 2008

This Holds Equally True for Most Proms and All Sororities

If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
Dorothy Parker
US author, humorist, poet, & wit (1893 - 1967)

Source: Quotationspage.com

Posted by John J. Sears at 3:14 AM
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