Papal Induglence

Pope Sideous appeared via telecast at a massive gay-hating rally in Spain, where people were getting all huffy over gay people getting rights and married people being able to get easier divorces.

Benedict Arnold, err, Pope Sideous, went on to explain that the traditional family, with its union of man and woman, was key to world peace.

Then he turned off the video link and retired to the company of his attractive male secretary in the midst of a cloistered, all male secret compound the size of a small city, filled with art, wine and fine clothing to delight the senses, and nary a child to be found disturbing the peace.

The Marquis de Sade would be so proud.

Source: Page One Q