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Friday, November 23, 2007

Qualification; I Love Being Mega-Sick

I atone for my rhetorical sins, oh lord....

So yeah. I've been thinking since yesterday sometime that I should have said 'some' Indiana farmers, or "ethanol producing Indiana farmers". I've yet to meet or hear of anyone in said industry opposed to their lobby and the ethanol scam, but hey. There's bound to be one, and they were unfairly lambasted. So I apologize, duly contrite. I was just terribly angry after reading that article, but accuracy is required and emotion not a completely compelling excuse.

That having been said, whoooooah was I sick. Food poisoning or lingering aftereffect of my gastrointestinal system's woes, it's hard to say. I'd rather never go through that again, though. Yeesh.

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