Printer Hijinks

A tale of swords and souls. No wait, that's Soul Caliber....

So I quit the grad program in the spring, right? I kind of assumed that my Indiana University accounts would be canceled by now, after only 6 months of not being a student. But lo and behold, while in the library tonight with the roommate, who has to do some work on lab machines, I discovered by chance that not only do they still work, but that my printer quota, which I did technically pay for with a technology fee, is still active! One thousand pages, no less.

So I immediately set to work spending them before they can get canceled. I just finished compilating and printing, thanks to the Internet Archive, every Bastard Operator From Hell article prior to his moving to The Register. It's a pretty large font so it's easy to read with a late night taco snack, as is my wont; I also plan to put each page in a sleeve or laminate them to keep them safe.

Total paper useage: 484 pages.

Muahaha. That'll teach them not to expire old accounts in a timely manner.