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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

McCain Atlas!

Much has been made of John McCain's geographic knowledge, but how does Grampy McSame really see the world?Much has been made of John McCain's geographic knowledge, but how does Grampy McSame really see the world?

Luckily for my non-existent loyal readers, I have a source* deep within the McCain campaign, who sent me this page out of a top-secret foreign policy document, the John McCain Atlas of the World (2008 Edition).



Now you too can be a globe-straddling master of geopolitics, just like Senator John McCain.



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Enjoy.

*Also non-existent

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