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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Is O'Reilly Still On the Air?

Warning: Strong Satire

In a discussion of recent comments made by Michelle Obama, Bill O'Reilly took a call from a listener who stated that, according to "a friend who had knowledge of her," Obama " 'is a very angry,' her word was 'militant woman.' " O'Reilly later stated: "I don't want to go on a lynching party against Michelle Obama unless there's evidence, hard facts, that say this is how the woman really feels. If that's how she really feels -- that America is a bad country or a flawed nation, whatever -- then that's legit. We'll track it down."
Apparently, Bill-O only wants to lynch the uppity niggers.

That's awfully generous of him.

Source: Firedoglake

Posted by John J. Sears at 3:35 PM
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