The Clinton Campaign

Full of Sound and Fury, Signifying My Ever Increasing Annoyance

Goalposts Moving?
Clinton initially swore that Texas and Ohio would more or less win her the nomination, and that if she lost there, she'd go home.

Not so much.

Hillary Clinton's camp vowed Sunday she will resist calls to abandon the White House trail after pivotal nominating contests in Ohio and Texas, where rival Barack Obama hopes to land a knockout.

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But Clinton's communications chief Howard Wolfson was adamant the race would go on after Tuesday, into the next key showdown in Pennsylvania in April.

"What I'm saying is, we're going to have a great day on Tuesday. We're going to win this nomination. This nomination fight is going to go forward after Ohio and Texas," he said on ABC television.

"We're going to go to Pennsylvania, where a lot more Americans are going to vote, and we're going to be the nominee in Denver."

And then the magical ponys will come down from the sky on a beautiful rainbow with sparkling glitter and a chorus of happy guardian angels!

Or not.

Source: Raw Story

Fictional Murderers for Clinton
Obama gets Dodd, Clinton gets.. The Joker.

Seriously.


As Far As She Knows
So Hillary is hedging her bets on the "Is Obama a Muslim?" question.

“You don't believe that Senator Obama's a Muslim?” Kroft asked Sen. Clinton. “Of course not. I mean, that, you know, there is no basis for that. I take him on the basis of what he says. And, you know, there isn't any reason to doubt that,” she replied. “You said you'd take Senator Obama at his word that he's not…a Muslim. You don't believe that he's…,” Kroft said. “No. No, there is nothing to base that on. As far as I know,” she said.

Of course, he could in fact be A LYING MANCHURIAN MUSLIM CANDIDATE OH NOES!!!

She has a good reason to hedge, though.

A widely debunked smear campaign attempting to convince voters that Barack Obama is Muslim maintains a foothold among some rural Ohio voters, 60 Minutes found in a segment aired Sunday.

Anything to win, eh?

Source: Raw Story