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Thursday, February 7, 2008

Your Next President

A New Challenger Emerges

Yes, the candidate of tomorrrow, President of the United Fascist Union, Jackson Kirk 'Jack' Grimes, wants to be YOUR Commander in Chief.

He's a least as sane as Ron Paul!

And what a stylish hat!

Source: Project Vote-Smart

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Dear Cuspid; 4/1/09


That theory runs very nearly, if not exactly thus, the Cat People sank Atlantis (a.k.a. Thule) with a planet buster missile in an attempt to destroy the Nordics, who they had previously exiled to that frozen wasteland hoping nature would do their dirty work for them as the Aryans were viewed by the Kutsatorian’s as a failure that wasn’t good for much of anything. After they began to build cities and develope the continent, the Kutsatorian’s grew fearful that the Norsemen, who had steam engines and crude glider planes by this time. The Emperor imagined they’d build star ships and rival Kutsa Prime in the space faring trade, so he panicked and sent a Death star armed with a prototype of a planet buster missile to destroy the earth. 0bviously they underestimated the ability of their planet buster missile or we wouldn’t be having this pleasant correspondence today. However, Leister reports they managed to sink the continent. Noah supposedly survived the disaster and was an admiral of a fleet of U boats that surfaced in what we call the Persian Gulf today. Babylon, or Ur, was the first place the survivors settled and started to build, the SEMITES who were indigenous to the region had never saw white men before so they thought they were gods, describing them as bright, ghostlike, shining and coloured like snow. The Jews did the same thing as the Indians (Hindus) and Greeks and Romans were to do later, as the Americans are doing now, breeding with dark races. Heather, herself is an example of what we are discussing, she has strawberry blond hair if she’d let it grow in and violet eyes but, her father Ebenezer Goldsmith, could have been used as a model for Lothrop Stoddard’s “Jewish Types” pamphlet Commander Collin used to publish.

Poppies, little white flowers. You grind them into tobacco and smoke them in a water pipe. I’m not sure; Marta was looking for new things to have fun with as we had tired ourselves of yellow barrel acid that was the latest fad on the street back then. I was reading Mr. Crowley’s “Diary 0f A drug Fiend” so, I said; “you know a lot of people who are connected up, my dear, why don’t we try something we’ve never done before, opium if you want new experiences, showing her the description the author gave of its marvelous effects”. She was delighted by the thought of our new discovery. I think her daughter Darla might have told her about a pusher with opium in his stock who hung out at Herb’s Place and, how to contact him as she seemed to know all the dealers working Muskingum County in the 1980’s. Drugs are NOT always bad. They’re a lot like alcohol, chocolates and cigarettes, a harmless pleasure or a helper tool in the right hands, if used in moderation or by a skilled magician but, pure poison when they fall into the hands of a madman or a fool. People look at symptoms without seeing the disease, so they blame dope for the social evils of our time, when weakness of human nature is the real root cause of the problem. Charles Manson is quoted as having said; something to the effect; “I did drugs before The Man told the public that there was even a drug problem”. By the same token, I don’t believe the great unwashed masses should have access to them either.

The consciousness of, the Beings In Nothing Drive, according to Joan D’Arc who coined the phrase in a short story she wrote, it’s like the headlights are on but somebody else,
Cuspid Weems
Conclusion 4/1/09


NOT YOU, is in the drivers’ seat, you’re merely observing events that you should be participating in. Another way to say the same thing might be, like we told James Mason in our correspondence of a few days past: “the masses today, being under an alien WILL, remind one of zombies in these antique horror films being controlled by a mad man, they walk and talk but the motivating brain is completely alien to the body it’s animating. This would explain why the Americans are the way they are. A zombie won’t care whether the elections bringing us both baby Bush & 0bama were rigged and they never won nor, have a right to the office they hold (have held) whatsoever. The Webs full of evidence either 0bama didn’t win the 08 election or it should not have been possible for him to even run at all. But, there the sack of 5h1t sits, the mafia’s pet monkey in the White House pretending he’s President. Now, that’s a different matter, but it’s also related to this zombie effect, ignorance. How many people know the Electoral College hasn’t observed the popular vote since 1988 or that Bush rigged FL in 2000 & 0hio in 04 and that Mc Cain overwhelmingly won the popular vote in 2008 but, the Electoral College arbitrarily installed 0bama? May I point out, some people –few and far between still believe the 9/11 mind fr*ck was the real deal.

No, Letterman was the last talk show formatted program we participated in, in 1998, although we were informed some of the candidate’s gatherings we spoke at during the 2000 & 2004 elections were covered by various TV stations and/or networks. The very first TV talk programme we were party too, was something called “The Lou Gordon Show” broadcast on WMHA channel #68 out of Parma, the first time I lived in Cleveland, 0hio in the 1970’s. I called the station and booked Anton La Vey on it, as I lived in the area (there were still some local programmes being produced in those days), so as a reward I got to go on the panel with Dr. La Vey and a man he bought with him from California and a woman witch from 0regon. There were no Christians and/or mean spirited confrontations that marked later talk shows we were to tape in those days. The only trick question may have been the host asking La Vey, “You’re all white people, are you racists?” But, he quickly disposed of the matter, pointing out that; “coloured people give off different vibes than white do so it’s better if occult groups practice a form of self imposed segregation.

Did you get the spring Paranoia or Mysteries Magazine yet? We haven’t but some query letters to the Fasc. U cause us to ponder whether or not our ad was published.

No Chillicothe but he lived in 0hio too. It’s probably the guy you knew. I think that’s his real name. Did the actor James Mason play the Nazi Rommel? He was Tiberius in A.D. and I think one of the guy who murder Caesar in Shakespeare’s play.

Y.f.
Mr. J. Grimes